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Burning Issues

by JT Steam

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Election day is coming and it's time to make your choice Get out there and use your vote, let them hear your voice You might think they're all the same, when you look behind the spin No matter who you vote for, the government gets in But make your choices wisely, consider their effect Every vote is counted, every ballot checked So ask them probing questions, make sure you hear them say What they'll do about the burning issues of the day Will you fund our education, will you bring the libraries back? Do you think that Scotland should take down the Union Jack? Will you pay my unemployment if I should get the sack? And how will you protect us when the zombie hordes attack? Leaflets through the mailbox where promises are made Babies being kissed and there's posters on display But did you check that their priorities are just the same as yours? Are they big on social justice or just keen on starting wars? Will you fund our education, will you bring the libraries back? Do you think that Scotland should take down the Union Jack? Will you pay my unemployment if I should get the sack? And how will you protect us when the zombie hordes attack? Will you pay the nurses fairly, stop cutting wages back? Do you care about the climate, is HS2 on track? Will you make the billionaires pay their share of tax? And do you have a plan for when the zombie horde attacks? Must we have a cabinet full of egomaniacs? Will you keep on having parties, with lockdown drinks and snacks, But most importantly, I need to have the facts, What will be the plan when the zombie horde attacks? When the apocalypse is coming will you issue me an axe? We'll need bunkers lined with concrete and supplies of protein packs, The army will be helpless at society's collapse, So we need to be prepared for when the zombie horde attacks. With the undead on your doorstep you'll be sorry you were lax So be sure to make a plan for when the zombie horde attacks. Tell us the plan for when the zombie horde attacks? Please God let's have a plan for when the zombie horde attacks.
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Left or right, life is a maze Always running, stay in the chase Can't stand still or you're caught in a trap Got to know your way round the map Stay alert and earn your keep, In every corner there's something to eat Be good, clear your plate Power up, keep the spectres at bay And your reward for every success Is the more you win the faster life gets So level up, there's nowhere to hide From Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde Slay your demons, ward off the ghosts, Relax for a couple of seconds at most For three (high) score levels and ten They're always back to haunt you again Like Patrick McGoohan fleeing from Rover It's when not if your game is over Escape to the east, back on the west No time to Pac-up and get some rest And your reward for every success Is the more you win the faster life gets So level up, there's nowhere to hide From Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde Like Patrick McGoohan fleeing from Rover It's when not if your game is over Escape to the left, back on the right Stay in the Shadows keep out of sight And your reward for every success Is the more you win the faster life gets So level up, there's nowhere to hide From Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde And your reward for every success Is the more you win the faster life gets So level up, there's nowhere to hide From Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde
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Kitty Hawk 03:48
It's a freezing December morning And we're sorry for the delay But we've re-attached the propellor So it's time to get underway You've shown your passport, checked in your case You're cleared by the folks from the TSA You've got your duty free and arrived at the gate At the airfield at Kitty Hawk My name is Captain Orville That's Wilbur to my right We welcome you aboard For this historic flight We're ready for departure now, So stow your bags, put the armrest down, Fasten your belts then we'll be off the ground From the airfield at Kitty Hawk We expect some turbulence So please stay in your seat When we reach an altitude Of just above ten feet The engine is running, the power is fine We'll be cruising after a gentle climb And be at our destination in 12 seconds time The airfield at Kitty Hawk A hundred and twenty years later Herded like a sheep to its pen You mutter under your breath "I'll never fly Ryanair again" But soaring over oceans in a metal can Watching ancient movies and eating something bland Remember that your trip began With the brothers at Kitty Hawk On a windy Thursday morning on Kill Devil Hills, The airfield at Kitty Hawk
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Planets visited, moons observed Sending images to our home world Your mission has revealed a lot To the primitive beings on the pale blue dot You've sailed so far, and you're so near To the edge of the heliosphere So please deliver from planet Earth Our message to the universe We threw the smallest bottle in the largest sea With sound and vision on a gold LP Traversing interstellar space An eternal record of the human race After humankind has paid the cost And all of our wars have been fought and lost You'll be sailing towards the constellations Bringing peace from every nation The smallest bottle in the largest sea Has sound and vision on a gold LP Traversing interstellar space An eternal record of the human race When we've used up our final chance Our gift to the stars will be song and dance When all of life on Earth has gone Distant worlds will hear our song On Gliese 445 they'll sing Of Johnny B. Goode and the Rite of Spring We threw the smallest bottle in the largest sea With sound and vision on a gold LP Traversing interstellar space An eternal record of the human race We threw the smallest bottle in the largest sea With sound and vision on a gold LP Traversing interstellar space An eternal record of the human race

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released May 4, 2022

All songs by E. Brady
Album art thanks to Moein Moradi (www.pexels.com/photo/photograph-of-a-burning-fire-672636/)

Thanks to the Seasonistas for the prompts!

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JT Steam is an academic by day who writes nerdy folk songs by night with an ever growing collection of ukuleles.

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